i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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