They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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