sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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