If i come over, it means nothing
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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