Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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