Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
wow bdsm is so cute
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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