i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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