Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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