'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
vagina is talking i cant
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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