I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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