Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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