she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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