if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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