You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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