Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i just google imaged poop.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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