You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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