How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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