Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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