About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
