She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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