is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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