I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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