I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
