i jhust puked up my retainher.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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