just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wow bdsm is so cute
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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