I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
two words: eviction party
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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