Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We have so much sex to catch up on
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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