Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
