It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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