The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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