What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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