Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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