i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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