Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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