So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Randomize
