better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
her facebook's as public as her vagina
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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