I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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