yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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