i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Nobody cheats on THIS.
do nipples grow back?
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