Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
50% drunk capacity currently
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Those nachos came to me in a dream
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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