DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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