not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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