i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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