i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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