I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Randomize
