So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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