How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
