um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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