They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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