Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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